Gotta love the juxtaposition of those last two panels.

How sweet...

304 days ago · tagged as: , , , , ,

Well, his motivations are noble, even if his task is somewhat less than heroic. Go get’em, tiger!

With this page we will take a brief leave of Zan Onigiri and Johnny Matchead, and explore this new locale a bit more thoroughly. Next update on Saturday, like usual.

Has anyone ever played that old Ninja Turtles game for the NES? The not so good one? When I was a kid, I could never get through the second stage, with the underwater bomb defusing. Lately I’ve been giving it another go, and I’ve been steadily gaining ground in the game… all for nothing. Despite beating the 3rd, 4th and 5th levels, which I never even knew existed, it would seem that the 6th stage, inside the technodrome, is simply impossible. Even with 99 of the strongest weapon equipped to EVERY TURTLE, the enemies in the last stage are just too powerful. Very disheartening…

I’ve often thought of the action scenes in this game as being comparable to Castlevania. The turtles move very similarly to the pokey Belmonts of old, the level structures look a bit alike, and there are even subweapons to equip. Technically, with the overworld sections, exploration, and multiple characters, Ninja Turtles is even a slightly more deep, complex game than the earlier Castlevanias, even if these elements are poorly executed. In fact, without the Turtles branding, you could have fooled me into thinking this was a sequel to Simon’s Quest! Even more interesting is that this game is actually more difficult than any Castlevania game I’ve ever played, even going as far as to allow only two game overs. Insanity.

On the bright side, the music reminds me of MegaMan Battlenetwork, which is ALWAYS good.

Johnny

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Nameless green guy continues to be nameless. Oops.

Security Issues Abound...

346 days ago · tagged as: ,

Apparently Yggdrasil (or whatever) City isn’t a very safe place. With the Mecha Division disarmed by Photon Joe, it seems that Hayes has made his escape unopposed. Lucky him!

Of course, he probably could have handled himself pretty well, what with all the Woop Shooping he was doing.

ALSO! Check out this awesome rendition of Melody’s musical number, SCIENCE!

GET IT HERE!

Johnny

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