Aha! Johnny has been charged with a sacred quest! Adventure ho!
My day is off to a terrible start so far. I decided to rake my backyard so as to facilitate less crunchy walking, and after about fifteen minutes of raking I took a little break to eat something and have a shower. I’m happily washing my underarm when I discover a painful lump, which of course turned out to be a nasty, bloodsucking little bugger. Being home alone and in the shower, I guess I panicked and fell back on stupid folklore remedies which, after a quick perusal of the all knowing internet, turned out to be the ABSOLUTE WRONG thing to do. So this tick is dead because of my attempts to incorrectly remove it, in pieces, one of which i think is till stuck in my arm. I pulled out most of his head, but it seemed like one little mandible was still stuck, and try as I may I can’t seem to get a hold of it, if it is still there to be gotten a hold of.
This totally sucks.