2 days ago
· tagged as:
basurake,
childhood,
unspeakable horror
So Johnny’s big plan basically boils down to “SORRY DON’T BE MAD!” Remember when you were a kid, and you did something that you knew was a little bad, but that you didn’t think you’d get in THAT much trouble for? Remember the horror when you did get in trouble, and it was ALOT of trouble, like way more than you expected? Remember your parent or teacher asking firmly why you did what you did?
“I didn’t think I’d get in this much trouble.”
I know I’m not the only one this stuck with…
— Johnny
4 days ago
· tagged as:
basurake,
complaining,
video game stupidity
Johnny makes a choice… we’ll see if whether or not he gets to live with it! When jacked up violence jockies with swords the size of airplane wings can’t solve a problem, then what can!? I guess we’re gonna find out soon!
Finally got Shiren 3. Compared to the previous games, this one is supposed to be a bit more easy on players, but that certainly didn’t stop me from messing up and dying before even getting to Karakuri Mansion, the actual main dungeon of the game. I found myself alone on the 5th floor of Catfish’s Nest, having lost party members Shiren and Sensei to plot twists prior to entering the dungeon, starving from lack of riceballs, with the game threatening me for lingering on the floor for too long, pursued by freaking spear fish and ghosties, mysteriously missing my jar of holding that contained my Escape Scroll. Lots of herbs and two revivals later, my story ended quite literally on the stairs to the next floor, felled by three goddamn enemies. I discovered later that my Jar of Holding had been stolen by one of the enemies without my noticing… After some prep in one of the easier dungeons, I found my way back, re-equipped, regained Shiren and beat the freaking Catfish with relative ease. Still, this doesn’t bode well…
Watched a clip of God of War III recently, and decided that I hate the game more than I already thought I did. The sex mini game, which was already stupid in the first game, is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever witnessed in a video game. The attempt at sexuality only reveals the games lackluster character models and animation, the writing is worse than even the cheesiest porno parody, and they don’t even have the stones to show the actual act. Its good to see that in a supposedly mature game, we still can’t touch on the topic of sexuality as adults… the fact that anyone over the age of thirteen will play this game and not find it an insult to their intelligence is amazing. PANDER TO MY MASCULINE FANTASIES MORE, SONY!
— Johnny
10 days ago
· tagged as:
basurake,
best game of all time,
mega man,
nintendo,
wii
Dragon God totally owns the faces of everyone. Not really a surprise, I hope. WHAT WILL JOHNNY DOOOOOO!?
So I’m pretty sure I talked about MegaMan 10 a little bit last time, but I’ve played more of it since so I’m going to talk a bit more. I love SheepMan. He’s freaking adorable. NitroMan is also very cool, though I didn’t feel that way until I actually fought him and saw his moves. He’s basically SUPER MetalMan, which is pretty awesome. ProtoMan mode is stupidly hard, but I knew that would be so. Looking forward to Bass mode!
Still didn’t pick up Shiren the Wanderer 3, but I’m gonna try to do so soon. DOesn’t realy matter though, since I’m sure I’ll never beat it anyway.
— Johnny
12 days ago
· tagged as:
anime references,
basurake,
best game of all time,
complaining,
mega man,
video game stupidity,
wii
Some people just don’t know how to adapt their speech to suit the situation. Like, have you ever heard a young guy address a cop or something as “Dude” or “Man”? That’s not getting you out of breathalyzer!
MEGAMAN 10 IS OUT! AND I HAVE IT! AND IT IS COOL! I wouldn’t mind a 16-bit look for one of these new games, as I really really liked MegaMan 7, but I think I’m in the minority on that one.
Speaking of MegaMan, the much anticipated (by me) release of Hitoshi Ariga’s Rockman Megamix in good old English has come and gone, and I can’t seem to find the damn thing in a store anywhere. As a matter of fact, I haven’t been able to find a manga that I actually wanted in a retail store in years! I understand having trouble finding books from smaller publishers, but sometimes there are Viz books that stores don’t stock simply because they are not Bleach or Naruto.
Can’t seem to find a copy of Shiren the Wanderer 3 either… very annoying, but I guess that’s what the internet is for!
— Johnny
17 days ago
· tagged as:
basurake,
color theory,
excuses
Its been a REALLY long time since I’ve posted a color page, so I really went nuts with this one. Unfortunately, there are like, no words on it, so make sure you take the extra time you save not reading it to appreciate the art!
— Johnny
18 days ago
· tagged as:
basurake,
complaining
I honestly can’t write interactions between these characters. I can’t wait until they kill each other.
ANYWAY, this is hopefully the start of MORE PAGES. We’ll see I guess. ENJOY!
— Johnny
24 days ago
· tagged as:
basurake,
excuses
Hello to anyone still frequenting this web site! Just updating to let ya’ll know that I haven’t forgotten about Johny and the gang. I’ve been a bit busy lately, but this week I’ve started working on the comic in earnest again and I’m making good progress. I’m not gonna make any date predictions because my concept of time is grossly off target, but I will say that new stuff is on the horizon, so watch out.
— Johnny
51 days ago
· tagged as:
basurake,
complaining,
excuses,
fishing for compliments
Hey everybody! Sorry about the long wait on that last page, that dragon statue was a total B-word to draw. I was really hoping to be done Johnny’s chapter by now, but I guess it’s gonna take a bit longer. Oh well… hope everyone is still enjoying this, it’s almost over!
— Johnny
58 days ago
· tagged as:
basurake,
excuses
That was a hasty resolution! I’ll try to make the next resolution less hasty, and more tasty. Or something. I dunno that’s all I got.
Seeya!
— Johnny
61 days ago
· tagged as:
basurake,
castlevania,
excuses,
unspeakable horror,
wii
Okay, I’ve been pretty lazy lately, I guess the holidays kept me sorta busy. No worries though, I’m back! This chapter is finally gearing up to climax pretty soon, probably within the next 10 pages or so. I guess we’ll see. Seeya!
Oh yeah, Castlevania Rebirth came out. I like it alot. I think they should have called it Castlevania Wiibirth. Bye again!
— Johnny