The Quest Explained... kinda...

17 November 2009 by Johnny

Aha! Johnny has been charged with a sacred quest! Adventure ho!

My day is off to a terrible start so far. I decided to rake my backyard so as to facilitate less crunchy walking, and after about fifteen minutes of raking I took a little break to eat something and have a shower. I’m happily washing my underarm when I discover a painful lump, which of course turned out to be a nasty, bloodsucking little bugger. Being home alone and in the shower, I guess I panicked and fell back on stupid folklore remedies which, after a quick perusal of the all knowing internet, turned out to be the ABSOLUTE WRONG thing to do. So this tick is dead because of my attempts to incorrectly remove it, in pieces, one of which i think is till stuck in my arm. I pulled out most of his head, but it seemed like one little mandible was still stuck, and try as I may I can’t seem to get a hold of it, if it is still there to be gotten a hold of.

This totally sucks.

Don't worry, Johnny! It's just a name! It's actually more like a pond!

  1. I love the Fire Sages, hope they come back in this chapter. I would think they would sound like someone talking with mouthwash in their mouth…as for the bug issue….DUDE!!!

    Emdf · 18 November 09 · 04:54:33 PM

  2. Haven’t you learned anything from Metal Gear Solid 3? You light a cigar and burn those fuckers off!

    RWill · 25 November 09 · 10:48:39 PM

  3. GASP You haven’t updated the comic in over a week… does this mean… the tick bite…? :-O

    linkolas · 28 November 09 · 10:59:17 PM

  4. METAL GEAR SOLID LIES! That’s totally the WRONG thing to do! That’s what I did!!! Except not with a cigar… maybe that’s the trick.

    matchead · 30 November 09 · 12:44:26 AM

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